For college instruction.

• show up 1hr. before class to guarantee a parking spot, especially when passes are sold at a 7 to 1 ratio.
• when there are no longer any desk or folding chairs available stop letting students walk in.
  
• Do NOT buy coffee on campus. It was like a strange mixture of lukewarm tar and coffee grinds.
• Bask in the fact that you can sit in the faculty lounge and pretend you can't see the 100 students located in the cafeteria on the other side of the room.
  
• Know the students name. Do not refer to a student as "Landon" if his name is "Ladon".
• Heels/pumps = terrible mistake.
  
• Roll it. Despite all pride use a rolling bag.
  

That about wraps up what I've learned today. What about You?