- Why do skinny people say they're fat or "gaining weight"? Don't they know that's annoying?
- When is molten chocolate lava cake appropriate?
- Can snoring count as exercise?
- Mesh netting of any kind is not appropriate to wear unless in costume.
- Shouldn't tee-shirts hang on you? shoot.
- I really need to find a way to exercise....
- I really wish I didn't just tell my dad I needed to find a way to exercise...thanks dad for the exercise ball...shoot.
- I want a mans metabolism
- was it really necessary of me to take my measurements? truth is hard.
- I need a bike
- If President Clinton could find time every morning for a run/jog I think I need to re-evaluate my schedule.
- I really need to toss those jeans I've been holding onto since college.
- Maybe if I go blond it will draw attention away from the rest of my body?
Confession: This might be my problem
Thanks hollyjones for leaving this behind.
September 7, 2008 at 11:48 PM
trust me i did not mean to leave it
September 8, 2008 at 2:21 AM
September 8, 2008 at 1:17 PM
as for #4: I believe hookers have an exemption here.
September 8, 2008 at 6:01 PM
You are hilarious!
September 10, 2008 at 12:36 AM
just found your blog through dayna! LOVE IT!
September 10, 2008 at 4:08 PM
LOL! I totally subscribe to the "go blonde to distract" philosophy! Either that, or a big boob job to make the rest of my body look smaller. The hair is less painful...and less expensive!!
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