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Chubby Girl w.2.2

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(this was posted earlier and then blogger freaked out on me. so I apologize to those who commented and whose comments were erased)

Today I did manage to go to the gym again. Yes, I said again as in: I've been before. that's twice this week and I'm hating every minute of it.


General observations:


1. TV's on the exercise equipment? I'm at the gym right? not my living room

2. There's 2 types of people at the gym. The addicts and the new years resolutions.

3. Why do machines have to yell at me to hold the heart monitor. If I cared about my heart I wouldn't be in this position.

4. I went to a gym once that had a bar in it. Is that appropriate? better yet, is that legal?

5. I prefer the gym with a bar in it to the gym with the aerobic room windows.

6. what's up with aerobic rooms having windows? God forbid your late b/c you know you'll be spending the next 1hr jumping up and down by the window for the whole weight section to view.

7. why is there always a Tony working for a gym?

8. I think a tummy tuck may be easier and less cruel than the spin class.

9. Why do I always feel strangely uncomfortable when I do the hamstring workout machine (You know the one where you open and then close your legs).

10. I think if you stretch before starting a workout it makes you look like you know what your doing.

11. Nothing makes you look slimmer when your working out not even black.

12. Grey is not a good color to work out in..."hi pit stains".

13. If your belly goes one way and your body goes another that's generally a bad sign.

3 comments:

just in case u didnt see my comment here is the vid i posted yesterd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asQWrbcmHZI

u should laugh its about # 9..lol

Luis de mi compo


So I'm super curious about the blogger who freaked out. Please email me details. You are hilarious and so right about all your gym observations. I think a tummy tuck would be easier too. Definitely planning on onw some day, but I actually do love going to the gym. It's all about making it a social event. It makes it easier to look forward too. What gym are you going to?


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I talk WAY too much about absolutely nothing, but it's my own way of getting to what actually matters. Too analytical but at times it comes in handy. Enjoy hearing peoples stories. Get bugged by stereo-type people. Bad speller. Secretly lazy. Quasi OCD. Carry a constant frustration for the marginalization within America. Sarcastic. Suffer from (UL) aka uncontrollable laughter...never know when it's going to hit.

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